This Is Not A List Of My Fellow Hot Totty DeviantsI should prolly say something that proves I am actually alive, mind:
"I only like readers. Sorry, no time for hooligans. Readers and artists, those are my kind. But you ladies keep fucking the Conservative guys; yep, keep fuckin' the Tories, fuckin' the Republicans, these bull-neck, bulging-vein, fuckin' bur-cut water-head fucking idiots, you keep fucking 'em. Two-inch piggly-wiggly dicks, prolly can't even put 'em in you one time before they come. 'Ugh-uhhh, sorry honey. {{snores}}' Yeah, and then we see you on Donahue and Opera, you know, years from now going, 'I wish my husband would eat me more, make love to me better.' Hey, fuck it, you chose him, sorry, you had the artist who wanted to eat your butthole for dinner, but no. You chose Constervative Mr Bank Account. Well fuck off! Get in the tub and fucking raise your legs under the water. There! There! There's your fucking love! Let the poets jack off in circles in the woods! You get stuck with piggly-wiggly bur-cut two-inch pecker! Fuck it ... fuck the artist! That is your job! Fuck artist; find a flute player, someone who can use his fingers and his tounge! Fuck artist! ONLY! 'Uhh, I'm an accountant at Western & Western; I'm a lawyer...' NO!! You're now a jack-off king! I'm fucking a street musician over you! Guy who I can reside my buttox on his face.
Do I seem shallow?"
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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You sir, are an unknown USB device.
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Too legit to quit
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to
your self 6 times!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special
person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down
focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you
wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!
Keep going
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Keep going
Keep
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very
close attention to this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters
that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this
chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got
this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And
deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If
she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and
chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade.
The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a
quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he
had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a
smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64
and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day
his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me.
We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special
somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
REPOST AS ....
OMG .....
YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT
READ THIS
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~J/e/s/u/s C/h/r/i/s/t My anti drug. Make him yours today.
96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4% who will.
~I say I'm a determined, strong, and kind friend. But when it all come down to me will I prove so?
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